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Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27520) - you deserved it (4462)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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You just got burned.

#2 - On 05/07/2012 at 10:41am by DrDilllonReese

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That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though.

#1 - On 05/07/2012 at 10:41am by jasmine1259

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