Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall....

By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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I don't want to fade out

By Anonymous - 10/05/2024 13:00

Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Failed Artist - 30/08/2015 04:49 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Forward thinker

By youdontknowwho - 10/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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No Ragrets

By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 7 May 2012 16:41

You just got burned.

jasmine1259 2

Monday 7 May 2012 16:41

That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though.

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MorteEtDabo 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 7:26

At first I thought you were talking about facebook....stupid technology

nvo 6

Tuesday 8 May 2012 7:27

Classy sense of humor.

rukikiki 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 7:43

I hope he says that jokingly. U should ask 'what does that say about ur parenting skills?'.

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 8 May 2012 13:30

Troll dad strikes again!

drpepperismylove 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 16:03

phaha hilarious dad move

Inediblepeaches 15

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:09

Son, I am disappoint.

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:34

oh, BUUUUURN!

robberry 11

Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:45

Sucks, but that is still pretty funny.

tothecorps 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 16:57

That's funny as hell.

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:38

You must disappoint them a lot then....become a doctor and the wall will be filled with your pictures! :)

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Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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Today, I just found out that my sister will be bringing her boyfriend along to spend Christmas with my family. The two of them, along with my brother and his wife, make me the only single one in the family this year. Looks like I'll be spending Christmas Day with the dog. FML

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