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Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18221) - you deserved it (12571)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

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Aww.... You forgot to break things...

#1 - On 04/25/2012 at 2:04am by JumbledGirl

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Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...

#6 - On 04/25/2012 at 2:06am by natsaysheyyy

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