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Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26938) - you deserved it (4928)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

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Chocolate eggs?

Is that what you kids call them now?

#3 - On 04/10/2012 at 4:31pm by cradle6

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I'm proud of you, you found the last egg! Must have been some good chocolate if they said that.

#1 - On 04/10/2012 at 4:30pm by SkoomaKi

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