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Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18509) - you deserved it (4121)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

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I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.

#9 - On 04/03/2012 at 10:02am by missanderson813

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Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):

#7 - On 04/03/2012 at 10:00am by Enslaved

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