Love: Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old...

By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2015 05:10 - United States

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2023 03:00

Today, and once a week for the past three weeks, I had to tell some house guests to stop flushing things like Q-tips and tampons down my apartment's toilet. My preteen siblings? No, my 45-year-old mom and her similarly-aged boyfriend. FML

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Tuesday 3 April 2012 16:02

I don't get guys. They can write their name in snow perfectly but can't aim for a large hole.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 3 April 2012 16:00

Sometimes, I wish that home restrooms also came with built in urinals.):

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flailingCheese 5

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:54

Obviously he did't choose steady aim as a perk

SanaSazi 32

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:00

Only twice in a week? Thank your lucky stars!

DatSuhk 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:16

get him a litter box

stillkon 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:24

serves you right for not keeping the seat up once u finished your business.

lilcatisawesome 7

Wednesday 4 April 2012 6:17

Thats not that bad :/

Rick_E_Fresh 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 7:02

we're never gonna learn lol

Jennielee 6

Wednesday 4 April 2012 8:01

I've been asking my husband this several times a week for over 11 years. Get use to a wet ass......

Mattfire141 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 9:39

It's impossible to aim when there is a double stream coming out!

brittany1655 5

Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:39

thats not so bad. My sister is teaching her 31 year old fience to aim by placing a cerio in the toilet bowl.

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 4 April 2012 12:15

Oh dear someone really doesn't know guys if she thinks grouching will stop him ...

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