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Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18767) - you deserved it (2109)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

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Next time install A few guard dogs and a machete

#1 - On 03/28/2012 at 12:59pm by supersmeg12345

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That sucks, sorry! I have a sign that says "property monitored by security cameras" even tho it isn't, and it seems to work!

#2 - On 03/28/2012 at 12:59pm by BlueEyed1019

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