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Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML
Next time install A few guard dogs and a machete
That sucks, sorry! I have a sign that says "property monitored by security cameras" even tho it isn't, and it seems to work!
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