Miscellaneous: Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my...

By andromeda80 - 28/03/2012 13:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

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By Stormbringer - 01/02/2011 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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supersmeg12345 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:59

Next time install A few guard dogs and a machete

BlueEyed1019 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:59

That sucks, sorry! I have a sign that says "property monitored by security cameras" even tho it isn't, and it seems to work!

Comments

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:32

Mount a camera high above the house. Attach the newly installed lights to a live wire. Watch replays and laugh. Repeat. Get a small dog. They bark more and let you know when it's time for the show.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:37

Get a pit bull, i can guarantee they won't be in your yard again.

Torva_fml 16

Wednesday 28 March 2012 21:33

My pit bull is just a lazy pussy. Thanks for the guarantee, I'd like my money back. :)

staymintyfresh 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:39

Sounds like you live in the ghetto

traze 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:55

What's wrong with living in the ghetto, I live in the ghetto.

Awsumuzzie 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:51

The best thing to do is to install a security camera to catch them. And as a safety precaution, Install a camera to record that camera so that one doesn't get stolen. And a camera recording that one, and a camera recording that one and so on and so forth... They'll never find them all in time!!!