Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26512) - you deserved it (3149)
On 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by Jimii Liu (man) - United States (New York)
whyme's life also sucksToday, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon.…
Major3 also deserved itToday, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
Better than a rape whistle.
#1 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:49am by MsMeiriona
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+86 | 2
Bring treats next time to distract him.
#2 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:50am by miz_kamakazi
+63 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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