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Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19129) - you deserved it (2489)

On 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by Jimii Liu (man) - United States (New York)

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Better than a rape whistle.

#1 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:49am by MsMeiriona

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Bring treats next time to distract him.

#2 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:50am by miz_kamakazi

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