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If she calls, marry her. Any woman willing to wipe your dog's poo off her feet and still be interested is willing to put up with any shit you could possibly throw at her.

She took out her phone Simply because she wanted to hang out with your puppy and not you, you should have known this when you took your puppy to meet girls. points to the puppy for cockblockin future calls from her will be to hang out with sparky FYL

You should have defecated on her feet right after. This way, she would have forgotten about your dog and would have been mad at you instead.

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