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Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22316) - you deserved it (3147)

On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States

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It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.

#10 - On 03/01/2012 at 6:18pm by boundbytheanimus

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Taken aback you should have asked him when last he got his eyes checked out ;)

#5 - On 03/01/2012 at 6:15pm by chickenflem

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