By Rachel - 01/03/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
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boundbytheanimus 9

It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.

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chickenflem 8

Taken aback you should have asked him when last he got his eyes checked out ;)

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JMichael 25

Was his name Doc Shuman by chance?

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flashback.miss 28

pfft laugh it off and move on op dont let it hinder your choir enjoyment

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boundbytheanimus 9

I was expecting a reply made entirely of lyrics and I'm very disappointed.

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ciscmowe 5

At least he didn't ask you to clarify what type of species you were.

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hilary56 0

1st, if she was your girlfriend, it's none of your choir directors business & 2nd, he should know your gender already!! If he is the director he's like he teacher and should already have that shit on file! & 3rd, that just sucks! Fyl

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fuzz97 23

If OP is joining a choir, perhaps he is a castrati?

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1crabbygirl 10

Only a guy can be a castrato. If there were 2, they'd be castrati.

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fourthfloor 3

That's strange, if you joined the choir, he must have checked your voice range. I doub he put you with the tenors, or did he?

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