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Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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You must've been pissed.

#4 - On 02/21/2012 at 2:25am by kiran

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For better or worse

#2 - On 02/21/2012 at 2:25am by bethyc4

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