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Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML


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On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

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You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 5:59am by sorandomgirl

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Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!

#2 - On 02/09/2012 at 5:59am by Wederoney

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