Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is...

By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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By AccioBucket - 12/02/2021 11:02

Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Angrymom - 22/10/2018 22:00

Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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sorandomgirl 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 11:59

You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP

Wederoney 16

Thursday 9 February 2012 11:59

Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!

Comments

clarky1998 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:08

That really sucks balls

BradleysMommie 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:01

That's really unsanitary. I would have just asked them

rileyg98 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:58

Just use it anyway and tell em to shove it if they get pissed.

arkham_warden 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:47

Your parents are morons

Eminem4eva8 0

Friday 17 February 2012 4:18

Please tell me you sanitized the sink afterwards!

Alovestoryy1996 0

Monday 20 February 2012 17:58

uhh eww

mike307 11

Thursday 22 November 2012 22:47

Pee out side.

nolefan 15

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:34

piss outside their bedroom door

xgardian 15

Monday 29 April 2013 2:03

If they are the ones that are doing the remodeling they shouldn't take it out on you but if you started it.....

rainbowtacopanda 8

Saturday 24 August 2013 17:55

If you have had to resort to using it in the sink, you need to have a serious talk with your parents about their selfishness about their bathroom. Sorry it happened