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Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22847) - you deserved it (5229)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

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Consider it easy access

#2 - On 01/20/2012 at 7:47pm by austineddy13

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Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.

#5 - On 01/20/2012 at 7:49pm by nfjskcbdkdjdjdn

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