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Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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Are you renting an entire apartment, or are you renting a room in someone's house? If you're renting an apartment, then the space is functionally yours and your landlord has no business who comes and goes provided your guests don't disturb the other tenants in the building, and that you're not having extra people living there in violation of your lease.

If you're renting a room in someone else's house, where you and your landlord have access to common living space in the same house, then yes, your landlord can make rules and the rules can be pretty arbitrary.

#4 - On 01/18/2012 at 6:00am by Ray_of_midnight

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Honestly I would move back in with your mother If you haven't signed the lease yet.

#1 - On 01/18/2012 at 5:56am by BluewaffleFTW

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