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Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26466) - you deserved it (7827)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Gotta compliment the technique, nobody ever expects the "ugly sweater mugging".

#1 - On 01/02/2012 at 5:52am by slushpup9696

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Hey man, when grandma makes you a sweater, you wear that shit.

#4 - On 01/02/2012 at 5:57am by fancyclown

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