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Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27493) - you deserved it (4560)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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If she wants someone with morals, better try some other channel...

#2 - On 12/16/2011 at 7:55pm by yourlifesfucked

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Leave her tv on the parenting channel, might help.

#4 - On 12/16/2011 at 7:56pm by Livencountry

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