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Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States (New York)

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...An eight minute bathroom break???

#1 - On 12/07/2011 at 2:53am by rudegirlmania

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That's why you take a dump at your house before you go out..

#3 - On 12/07/2011 at 2:56am by CadillacPimpen

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