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Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Same thing happened to me with my dad. Except it was a Saturday, and I was freaking out because I thoguht it was Friday, so then he drove me to school. And dropped me off, it was freezing. But, still, sorry to hear your dad did kinda the same :D

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 5:03pm by Xinxinix

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Your dad is AWESOME!
i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 5:07pm by DickJokes

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