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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

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By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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By ClothesHorse - 12/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

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By minimoonpie - 07/09/2011 11:55 - Australia

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML

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season4reason 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:41

there's no way he can deduct the cost of the shoes from your salary.....there is no way you can be held accountable for theft unless you were letting him try the shoes on right next to the exit of the store or w/e but even then, theft of store items should be reported and should be covered by the stores insurance policy.....next time, dont wither so easily under your boss and stand up for yourself......

nodbor 11

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:18

when you are not at work, get a friend to have the boss wait on him. get the most expensive pair of shoes and run off with them on.

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Decem_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:05

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wbrycem 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:54

The ability to spell and the ability to type are two different things. I just thought you should know that, LaceyPatrickson.

fckinbowdown 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 7:15

**** that man it's not your fault he stole it shouldn't be deducted from your pay. take it up with managment or higher ups if they don't help

youreanidiot 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:05

fake. why wouldn't the shoes have all the protective crap on them?

sailingtheseas 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:07

He could've ran out with the protective stuff on it.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:27

I've tried on shoes, even expensive ones that didn't have all the protective stuff on it. It all depends on where you shop really.

El_patron 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 5:39

haha looked like trouble? I guess he was black lol

CEiiLEiiGH 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 14:23

How racist, rude, and stereotypical.^^

Forever2204 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:05

well that sucks!

iilovehaters 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:06

its 3:06 am....fml

teffyweffy 6

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:09

suckksss

nodbor 11

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:18

when you are not at work, get a friend to have the boss wait on him. get the most expensive pair of shoes and run off with them on.

lphchld 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:26

Fake... it's against the law to do that.

Luckster 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:42

It depends on where you work. Some states don't have laws about this, I'm sure. If someone stole an XBox 360 where I work, I can kiss my paycheck good bye until the following week.

jen11989 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:43

its also illegal to kill people.. but does that stop people from doing it? didnt think so

season4reason 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:41

Weisenheimer 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:17

its 100% illegal to deduct money from you for this under federal and state law. call the department of labor and they will straighten it out.

caancoha 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:42

Oh, damn. I wouldn't have stolen them if I knew it would be taken from YOUR paycheck. Besides, the soles are VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. Not worth 240. Hence why I was planning on returning them or buying them, but since it would have been a rip-off, I'm not. (;