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Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML


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On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

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That's when you spit in their drinks.

#1 - On 11/19/2011 at 6:08am by Wreckless

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You could have walked over to the table and said "Ill be sure to find you a good looking waiter but if he declines the offer to serve a table of middle aged unattractive women then thats not on me." If they are superficial enough to say that so close to you they'd probably be to shocked someone finds then ugly to worry about actually filing a complaint.

#6 - On 11/19/2011 at 6:18am by IKickPuppiesHard

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