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Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17730) - you deserved it (2148)

On 11/18/2011 at 5:49am - misc - by Etyl (woman) - Indonesia (Jawa Tengah)

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Why don't you just stay at the airport for 24 hours?

You could get all your Christmas shopping done at all those intriguing and fairly-priced stores at the airport. If you don't celebrate Christmas, just give people gifts for no reason. They'll think you are insanely great.

#14 - On 11/18/2011 at 9:56am by perdix

See in context

+12 | 26

Make him pay for the gas? And time?

#4 - On 11/18/2011 at 9:48am by m1k30d

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+11 | 5

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