Transportation: Chauffeur

Chauffeur

By Etyl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Indonesia

Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 553

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By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By rykelmb - 27/05/2016 23:40 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I dropped my father-in-law's friend off at the airport, and I got in trouble because he ended up missing his flight. He only missed it because he forgot to check in. FML

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By budadepressed - 18/07/2016 21:22 - United States - Burnsville

Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was being driven to get my wisdom teeth removed and I was panicking all the way there. When we got to the office, I was told that I'd been brought in on the wrong day, and that I have to do this all over again tomorrow. FML

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By stk - 19/12/2016 12:56 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML

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By bullsonyourface - 30/09/2019 20:00

Today, it's my 6-year anniversary with my fiance, but due to a lot of different family issues, I had to drive 9 hours with my dad to go visit them. Long story short, there was a giant argument about bread, my dad stormed out and I'm left to deal with this shit storm. FML

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By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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By Jetlagged - 03/06/2017 22:00

Today, I'm stuck at the airport overnight, because my phone didn't update its time zone after flying in, so I watched my train leave, thinking mine wasn't due for another hour. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 18 November 2011 15:56

Why don't you just stay at the airport for 24 hours? You could get all your Christmas shopping done at all those intriguing and fairly-priced stores at the airport. If you don't celebrate Christmas, just give people gifts for no reason. They'll think you are insanely great.

m1k30d 6

Friday 18 November 2011 15:48

Make him pay for the gas? And time?

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 18 November 2011 15:56

flockz 19

Friday 18 November 2011 18:37

*oprah's voice* YOU GET A PLANE AND YOU GET A PLANE. EVERY BODY GETS A PLANEEEE!!!!!

dmann56 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:14

Perdix u always beat me to exactly what I was going to comment.. Haha

stevenJB 25

Friday 18 November 2011 15:58

Hey it's nice to strike up a conversation with a new person who's stuck beside you in traffic :D

LegalyWhite 7

Friday 18 November 2011 16:01

Just let your dad walk lol

toddlesscott 0

Friday 18 November 2011 16:03

Stay in a hotel?

xMRxLAMAx 0

Friday 18 November 2011 16:04

Take your time, tomorrow

AthleticSwaqq 8

Friday 18 November 2011 16:08

Hmm. Next time, you should double check the date and time with him, when he gives it to you.

slantyshanty 7

Friday 18 November 2011 16:11

That happened to me once, well something very similar.

dyble95 0

Friday 18 November 2011 19:48

Some of those things on your profile that you hate make you seem like an ignorant dumb ass...

thatmirandachick 7

Friday 18 November 2011 22:15

Who cares?

AlwaysCracked 6

Friday 18 November 2011 16:16

Who doesn't love the airport? I mean with all the cavity searches and bomb threats. It's like Disneyland! You should be thanking him for giving you a day at the airport.