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Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12493) - you deserved it (21262)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

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Oh man. That sucks. Well, you managed to piss off two people in one night. Good job.

#1 - On 11/14/2011 at 2:54am by BoredomCentral

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Today, you are a raccoon.

#12 - On 11/14/2011 at 3:07am by mannykiddo

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