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Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22590) - you deserved it (1500)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by francesa_loca - Canada (British Columbia)

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Was it an eggsplosion?

BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN.

#2 - On 10/14/2011 at 3:27pm by Bobissmall

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Fuck alcoholism

#15 - On 10/14/2011 at 3:43pm by j_cat187

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