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By cduran2011 / Friday 14 October 2011 15:23 / United States
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28 To be fair I'm not sure he's old enough for that to happen yet.. I also put out my cigars on my penis and bench press with it. I'm up to a bic pen and 4 paper clips each side

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Enonymous, what about a pack of trident layers?! If you've got them in your legit candy van you have to be able to cock press a trident layers pack. Nuff' said.

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Cock pressing Trident layers requires I fight the urge to not put it in my mouth... And I'm not that flexible yet.. Working on it as I type

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Does your priest help you with the flexibility? Haha, im out of jokes about your info.. Dammit!

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44 he only helps me with choir practice he said I can hit the higher notes if he puts an ice cube up my ass... Last time it was more warm and soft

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Your obviously cool #102 since your the "cod god" and all.. Tell me.. How's it feel being best friends with thousands of 12 year olds and still having no one to hang out with you..

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