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Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8030) - you deserved it (832)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

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