Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

by Emmy / 10/02/2011 at 2:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's really gross. My grandma farted on me once, when I was about 17.

    #2 - On 10/02/2011 at 10:28am by Gloria_GDA

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  • You must be quite short if her butt lines up with your face

    #4 - On 10/02/2011 at 10:29am by Ohmie

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