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Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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Well.......are you a poop face?

#1 - On 09/22/2011 at 4:50pm by hsnorthjonathan

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The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face.

Sucks for you, poop face.

#7 - On 09/22/2011 at 4:52pm by DocBastard

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