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Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML


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On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

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Lol OMG that is gross... Sorry OP. Hide the towels.

#1 - On 09/15/2011 at 7:08pm by Xanster82

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#4 - On 09/15/2011 at 7:12pm by enonymous

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