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Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21886) - you deserved it (13530)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

#8 - On 09/10/2011 at 1:15pm by Saltime

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Clean up your mess son

#1 - On 09/10/2011 at 1:13pm by Vanbilsen

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