By Good 2 have friends. / Tuesday 28 December 2011 18:04 / United States
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Dear Lord, please remove this dick-head from the gene pool. In Your holy name we pray, amen Also, I think manicotti would be more appropriate.


The priest wasn't happy cos he didn't get to touch the penis, he was hoping it would be on a little boy:)

maybe instead of playing dress up with your friends you should have got back in the kitchen, you know to make your husband a sandwich


I think people think the OP is a woman because "fiance" is male, while "fiancee" is female. Though, it could be a male/male marriage, depending on the state, of course.

He probably thought that the drawing was actual size and was praying for your husband-to-be to get some Enzyte or start jelqing. Otherwise, he'll have to hear your confessions of adultery when you discover real-sized sausages.

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