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Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24851) - you deserved it (2110)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

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i could never see myself staying with someone like him..

#1 - On 09/06/2011 at 5:56am by kyliebear

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that is so disgusting.... eww I would've made him clean the shit up

#2 - On 09/06/2011 at 5:58am by almariee

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