Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
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Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.
#3 - On 09/02/2011 at 2:41am by RJM_isaBeast
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Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves.
#14 - On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am by kaengelangeleyes
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