Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section...

By mannydanny - 01/09/2011 23:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

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By proudparent - 07/12/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By Victoria - 12/07/2016 14:10

Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML

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By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

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Thanks for nothing

By Anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML

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By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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Friday 2 September 2011 8:41

Lmfao at least your dad has a sense of humor.

kaengelangeleyes 9

Friday 2 September 2011 8:54

Lmao this sounds like something my dad would say. My dad says he only had kids so he could have free slaves. :( lol

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yamatelle 19

Friday 2 September 2011 9:03

I think I'd rather be told that I came into the world through a C-Section, and not because my dad couldn't afford abortion for he had just bough brand new furniture from IKEA when he found out my mum was pregnant.

Mokiikom_fml 8

Friday 2 September 2011 9:04

LOL I've always made that joke about my own birth, so I laughed so hard to see there's other people who say it like that too. It's nothing bad, jeez some of the other comments are so violent about it!! It's just a joke, chill out people. It sounds bad for the OP but it's also so funny. (And the OP thinks it's funny too or they wouldn't have posted it here. Clearly they're not actually hurt by the comment if they react by posting it in a comedy site!)

Mokiikom_fml 8

Friday 2 September 2011 9:06

No joking, the way babies function and are classified in theory is really a parasite! Although they're welcome parasites since we love them, but still, theoretically speaking it's the same as that. lol