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Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30512) - you deserved it (3013)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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No brethalyzer test?

#2 - On 08/25/2011 at 10:00am by GL1TCH3D

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at least you tried to do the right thing...

#3 - On 08/25/2011 at 10:03am by soundfilter

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