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Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML


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On 08/16/2011 at 10:05pm - misc - by otter - United States (Washington)

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you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D

#3 - On 08/17/2011 at 2:41am by androiddestroya

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You need to tell her. The sooner the better.

#2 - On 08/17/2011 at 2:41am by moonlight970

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