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Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

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That's something my mom would do lol

#4 - On 08/13/2011 at 1:57pm by all4pooh

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If only the paint fell on your mom. That would have been epic.

#13 - On 08/13/2011 at 2:02pm by mk58

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