By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML
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lotr4 18

Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes

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jcurry25 6

The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness

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Comments

ChenEighty 20

I, for one, thought it was a great compliment!

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jojimugo 20

Ohh I get it #27, If you make someone feel self conscious and insecure especially someone you haven't seen in a long time, that qualifies as a compliment

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ChenEighty 20

42, the concept of Sarcasm is lost on you, isn't it?

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jojimugo 20

Judging from my vote downs ..... I guess so

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lotr4 18

Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes

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yeti37 16

Your cutting wit got you in trouble.

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vipirius 18

It was a *** situation puns should be banned.

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BubbleGrunge 18

You couldn't help it, OP? I suggest you work on your people skills.

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Zwingend 15

Dick move, OP. But I'd say it is recoverable, just tell them you lost your manners since you've seen them last and laugh it off.

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Stylux_fml 16

Unless you were trying to go for a completely unrelated cow pun, I fail to see what this comment was trying to achieve

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paigexox0 37

I fail to see what this reply has to do with my comment

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Stylux_fml 16

Oh, sMOOOth was unintended? Sorry about that :/

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Redoxx_fml 22

Wow, I bet you really regret that outburst

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SouthernLady12 13

No, I think it was posted on FML because of the pride and joy.

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Kamon97 23

That's something that should've stayed in your head OP >.>

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jcurry25 6

The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness

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False_Stupidity 41

Have you never seen something so shocking that it stuns you so that words just come out before your brain can recover? It could have been a really horrific hair cut. Like a mullet with purple highlights, or worse

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cryssycakesx3 22

I'm anxious to know what would be worse...

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