Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
by anonymous / 08/10/2011 at 12:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Damn sounds like she has fast reflexes.
#2 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:02am by zaku2capt
See in context
#3 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:03am by johnnyknoxville
7607521 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA