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Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28847) - you deserved it (2444)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Damn sounds like she has fast reflexes.

#2 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:02am by zaku2capt

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Awesome parenting.

#3 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:03am by johnnyknoxville

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