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Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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excellent plan... smart man (;

#1 - On 08/07/2011 at 6:55pm by gayboii

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A better and more practical plan would be to buy clothes at least two sizes larger than you are right now, so you can eat your way into them. Bon apetit!

#21 - On 08/07/2011 at 7:28pm by perdix

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