Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20495) - you deserved it (8633)
On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)
meach's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut…
loser4life also deserved itToday, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I…
At least you can see an upside!
#2 - On 08/06/2011 at 6:15am by turtlegrl66
See in context
+63 | 11
#1 - On 08/06/2011 at 6:14am by julieseattle
+40 | 4
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