Health: Bushed out

Bushed out

By en3rg1zer21 - 06/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML

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By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By jack the ripped - 30/04/2016 04:38 - United States

Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

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By Darla - 05/10/2012 08:14 - United States - Arcadia

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML

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By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

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turtlegrl66 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:15

At least you can see an upside!

julieseattle 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 12:14

Oh Noooooo!!

Comments

justanotherbird 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 0:49

This is a sign from the world that you need to be shaving/trimming anyway. No one likes hairy dick.

TwitchingNebula 17

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:03

Looks like they already did...

Chrispayne 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:10

So what u r saying is that u cNt multi-task?

GiantEvilCookie 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:19

I'm pretty sure it's a sign saying you should trim/shave.

maddogbball 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:56

Maybe that happened for a reason...

blair_x 12

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:04

Thanks for the lulz, OP. FYL.

nathalieee22 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:28

Just shave it all off like normal!

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:09

sounds like it's time for a shave... ;)

caboose2237 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:36

Not really

pinklover5926 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:03

ew who has pubes anymore?

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