Bushed out

By en3rg1zer21 - 06/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
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Susieee_Q 9

Good job on being optimistic, at least. Change is good.

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valdancer99 0

OP should meet a razor.

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narcosoldier 2

Dam try to grow an Afro down their

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Opium_Production 5

This new look, is it a bald patch in the middle of a bush? That would be cool bro.

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Steven696 6

Since it's opposite of the landing strip.. Would it be called a take off strip?

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CharlieeMurphy 0

Obviously they didn't if they "got a new look".....dumbass

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rkg0o18 7

Don't worry. It'll grow back :)

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