Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13759) - you deserved it (39823)
On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)
anon's life also sucksToday, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
sarahbeth93 also deserved itToday, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He…
Centipede ghosts are pretty fuckin scary.
#3 - On 07/20/2011 at 12:52pm by grapisy
See in context
+171 | 8
#1 - On 07/20/2011 at 12:52pm by tateh22
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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