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Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23860) - you deserved it (10989)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

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That's awesome. Painfull tho.

#1 - On 07/19/2011 at 6:00am by Bluesheep

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it's like you can feel the action!

#12 - On 07/19/2011 at 6:05am by mrbattleman

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