Health: Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly...

By nataliepaige - 19/07/2011 04:43 - Canada

Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

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By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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Injury to injury

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:00

Today, I got home from work and face-planted into my sofa because I hate my job, suffer from depression, recently lost my wife to cancer, and a host of other BS. As I face-planted it turned out that my sister invited herself over and had fell asleep, curled up under a blanket. Our heads collided at 30 mph. FML

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Bluesheep_fml 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:00

That's awesome. Painfull tho.

mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:05

it's like you can feel the action!

Comments

creedaddict 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:40

Ha! that happen too me when I first got mine too lmao

yankeebaceball 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:42

welcome to the big, well loud, leagues.

mchakkiwala 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:16

how did you fall asleep with that surround sound thingy in the first place?

Cleao18317 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:21

now you no it works good...to bad you found out the hard way

Gia1o 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:52

nice.. xD

xlyssiex3 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:22

face plantt!!!!

Possum_Gurl 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:24

hahaha!! this made me laugh so hard!!

momo1972 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:41

HAHAHAHAHA

KymanxStenny 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:56

I hope the coffee table is alright.

lamaravilla1 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:33

that's one way to know that's a awesome system lol

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