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Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

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Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

#1 - On 07/01/2011 at 9:56am by iLazy

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More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

#4 - On 07/01/2011 at 9:57am by YayorNay

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